Sometimes you’re too shy to say it out loud, but the thought is there!
Them: Your kid should be potty trained by now
You: Yeah, we are working on it
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Them: Why do you still let your kid have his pacifier?
You: He will outgrow it eventually
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Them: It’s bad to not force your kid to eat more veggies
You: It’s hard
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Them: You look tired
You: It was a tough night
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Them: It’s rude to not answer my text
You: Sorry, I was busy
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Them: *Gives you a glare when you’re on a plane traveling with your screaming child*
You: I am working on it
Translation:
Them: You should wear more makeup
You: Maybe
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Them: You work too much
You: I wish I didn’t
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