Them: Your kid should be potty trained by now

You: Yeah, we are working on it

Translation:

Them: Why do you still let your kid have his pacifier?

You: He will outgrow it eventually

Translation:

Them: It’s bad to not force your kid to eat more veggies

You: It’s hard

Translation:

Them: You look tired

You: It was a tough night

Translation:

Them: It’s rude to not answer my text

You: Sorry, I was busy

Translation:

Them: *Gives you a glare when you’re on a plane traveling with your screaming child*

You: I am working on it

Translation:

Them: You should wear more makeup

You: Maybe

Translation:

Them: You work too much

You: I wish I didn’t

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